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Jon Fournier
Nov 18, 20232 min read
The Hangout's Grande Pumpkin Spice Charade: A Latte Disguised as Dessert
My dear minions of the mug, connoisseurs of the cup, I come bearing tales from the latest chapter of our "Quest for the Quintessential...


Jon Fournier
Nov 4, 20232 min read
The Cottage Catastrophe: A Pumpkin Spiced Misadventure
Introduction: Ladies, gents, and PSL enthusiasts (if you can still call yourselves that after this travesty), gather around as I recount...


Jon Fournier
Oct 28, 20232 min read
Chapter Umpteen of The Basic Bitch Odyssey: Succumbing to the Sirens of Coffeeville
Ahoy, gentle readers and frappé fanatics, ‘tis I, Jon, your begrudging harbinger of all things caffeinated and spicy, presenting to you...


Jon Fournier
Oct 21, 20232 min read
Evolving into a Flannel-Clad Enthusiast at "Into the Forest" Café - The PSL Saga Continues
Ah, dear readers, embark upon yet another jaunt into the land of autumn’s favorite (or infamous?) beverage with me: The Pumpkin Spice...


Jon Fournier
Oct 14, 20232 min read
Pillsbury's Feeble Attempt to Win the Basic Bitch Championship
Ahoy, flavor adventurers and seekers of the basic! Here we are again, following the infamous episode of the "Cosmic Cat Donuts". If you...


Jon Fournier
Oct 7, 20232 min read
Trying the PSL at Cosmic Cat Donuts: A Basic B*tch Odyssey
Listen up, dear readers! Sylvya and I thought, in the vast wisdom of our many years, "Why not tackle the drink that's been the cause of...
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