My dear minions of the mug, connoisseurs of the cup, I come bearing tales from the latest chapter of our "Quest for the Quintessential...

Introduction: Ladies, gents, and PSL enthusiasts (if you can still call yourselves that after this travesty), gather around as I recount...

Ahoy, gentle readers and frappé fanatics, ‘tis I, Jon, your begrudging harbinger of all things caffeinated and spicy, presenting to you...